nil desperandum

...a ponderous effort to make a simple affair, when rightly understood, a matter of transcendental mystery. -Richard Owen

jercyfics14:

novas-grimoire:

kemeticlokean:

lolstitanic:

zombiesandporn:

n-a-blue-box:

angel-kink:

parallelanprincess:

youarenothingsignificant:

parallelanprincess:

happy-for-someriseing:

I love Anastasia but they get so much shit wrong and I had to talk about it.

As a history major currently studying Soviet Russia I would like to formally bless this post

History majors have a hard time just sitting and enjoying period pieces….especially with others

"Wait a second…that’s not right…"
"HISTORICAL INACCURACY!!"

^ You understand me friend

I was about to be like “jeez it’s just a cartoon” but nearly died laughing at this post multiple time. read this post. it’s good post

Omg.
"Non. I do not give une fuck"
Dead.

jesus christ, its a kids movie! of course its not gonna be—  this is a thing of beauty 

We watched this in AP euro and all we did was make jokes

HOPEFULLY NOT WITH HIS BAT

Bartok was the best part of the movie. 

I AM NAMED AFTER THIS GODDAMNED MOVIE!

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— 1 day ago with 79279 notes
#yes it is all ok  #because of dimitri 
teenagesoil:

Steal His Look: Mulder Running Fast

Paul Smith Mainline Green Raglan Sleeve Cotton Sweatshirt in Forest Green ($275 )


T by Alexander Wang Light Sweatshirt ($255)

Stella McCartney Wool and silk-blend track pants ($700)

Air Jordan 6 SPORT BLUE Photos Ad Infinitum ($170)

The pain of losing a sister at the age of 12 and an incessant need to find out the truth about her abduction and the existence of extraterrestrial life (Free) 

teenagesoil:

Steal His Look: Mulder Running Fast

  • Paul Smith Mainline Green Raglan Sleeve Cotton Sweatshirt in Forest Green ($275 )

  • T by Alexander Wang Light Sweatshirt ($255)

  • Stella McCartney Wool and silk-blend track pants ($700)
  • Air Jordan 6 SPORT BLUE Photos Ad Infinitum ($170)

  • The pain of losing a sister at the age of 12 and an incessant need to find out the truth about her abduction and the existence of extraterrestrial life (Free) 

(via this-too-too-sullied-flesh)

— 1 day ago with 4514 notes
booksgamesmovies:

For your viewing pleasure: a squirrel trying to bury an acorn in a dog.

booksgamesmovies:

For your viewing pleasure: a squirrel trying to bury an acorn in a dog.

(via mollydot)

— 1 day ago with 48792 notes
#acorns 

maeglinhiei:

natawhat:

cornerof5thandvermouth:

babygoatsandfriends:

Koalas having an argument.

if you have never heard a koala noise before, here is yr chance

they sound like fuzzy bike horns

The Hansens.

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— 5 days ago with 61240 notes
#HONK  #HOOONK  #HOONK 
vvhitehouse:

awwww-cute:

Show off

THE LITTLE PAW SHOWING THROUGH THE BOWL IM WEAK

vvhitehouse:

awwww-cute:

Show off

THE LITTLE PAW SHOWING THROUGH THE BOWL IM WEAK

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— 1 week ago with 342298 notes
"If I love you

is that a fact or a weapon?"
Margaret Atwood, from Power Politics (via this-too-too-sullied-flesh)

(Source: lifeinpoetry, via this-too-too-sullied-flesh)

— 1 week ago with 2105 notes
supermodelgif:

Robert De Niro at The Roxy Theatre, 1976

supermodelgif:

Robert De Niro at The Roxy Theatre, 1976

(via harrietvane)

— 2 weeks ago with 6748 notes
#omg  #young de niro  #I just 
tastefullyoffensive:

The best costume spotted at Disneyland’s 10k race today. [adamlc6]

tastefullyoffensive:

The best costume spotted at Disneyland’s 10k race today. [adamlc6]

(via themarysue)

— 2 weeks ago with 118878 notes
#yzma  #kronk  #yzma is the best princess 
IMPORTANT DISTINCTION but one that’s hard to make when you’re sixteen.

IMPORTANT DISTINCTION but one that’s hard to make when you’re sixteen.

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— 2 weeks ago with 136 notes
"And seeing you cross the quad in this direction, I turned in that direction like the needle to the North. Dark," said Mr. Pomfret, with animation, "and true and tender is the North. That’s a quotation."

Dorothy L. Sayers, Gaudy Night (via smokeandsong)

Check it: how Sayers breaks apart Reggie’s quote, splitting it up so that the cadence is off and the sentiment is unbalanced and making it, subtly, as ridiculous to read as it would be to hear.

— 2 weeks ago with 17 notes
#dorothy l sayers  #gaudy night 

matts-grey-zone:

boltonsrepairshop:

IS THAT A GIF IN A GIF IN A GIF

worth the reblog

(Source: notthedisneyyourelookingfor, via penthesileas)

— 2 weeks ago with 170604 notes

navigatingadmissions:

ollivander:

if you’re blue and you don’t know where to go to

why don’t you go where fashion sits

image

i

i just

no words

Me: Wanna see a really bad pun?

He: [nods]

Me: [shows him this image]

He: [tilts head] It’s a… Putin cookie?

Me: Putin on the Ritz!

He: [recoiling in horror] Oh God.

(via khaleesi-of-fires)

— 3 weeks ago with 61285 notes
#puns 

So, fine, Will is a complicated bastard with a black hole for a heart (and also feelings) but motherfucker plays the blues guitar. I mean, with that in addition to wearing a suit well and scowling all the fucking time, it’s like, fine, just hit me everywhere, The Good Wife. I’ll just have an even bigger, stupider crush than I did before.

— 3 weeks ago with 2 notes
#stupid josh charles and his stupid guitar  #the good wife 

onetothestate:

Run (fast), comrade, the old world is behind you!

(via sea-change)

— 3 weeks ago with 65 notes
#run fast  #comrade  #the old world is behind you