"And seeing you cross the quad in this direction, I turned in that direction like the needle to the North. Dark," said Mr. Pomfret, with animation, "and true and tender is the North. That’s a quotation."
#dorothy l sayers
Dorothy L. Sayers, Gaudy Night (via smokeandsong)
Check it: how Sayers breaks apart Reggie’s quote, splitting it up so that the cadence is off and the sentiment is unbalanced and making it, subtly, as ridiculous to read as it would be to hear.
if you’re blue and you don’t know where to go to
why don’t you go where fashion sits
Me: Wanna see a really bad pun?
Me: [shows him this image]
He: [tilts head] It’s a… Putin cookie?
Me: Putin on the Ritz!
He: [recoiling in horror] Oh God.
#stupid josh charles and his stupid guitar
#the good wife
So, fine, Will is a complicated bastard with a black hole for a heart (and also feelings) but motherfucker plays the blues guitar. I mean, with that in addition to wearing a suit well and scowling all the fucking time, it’s like, fine, just hit me everywhere, The Good Wife. I’ll just have an even bigger, stupider crush than I did before.